Wow, This Was Fun to Write

You turn to Felina. "Well...looks like the Imperials are gonna conquer Earth."

"Yep. There goes the neighborhood," she says. "You know, this sort of thing happens to me all the time--I finally get my car paid off, the world gets conquered by aliens."

Grand Moff GM shrugs indifferently. It's not like he gives a damn about anything either of you think or do one way or another. For about half a second you consider jumping the larger man out of sheer spite, but you dismiss it as pointless. Even if you could take him, it's not as if it would end the problem--someone else would take his place.

He sees the debate in your eyes and in your face. He snorts in derision, deliberately turns his back on you, and goes off to coordinate with the group of officers approaching from the direction of the downed cruiser. Already you can hear the sound of distant gunfire, as Stormtroopers begin exchanging fire with hysterical locals and the police who were the first to reach the scene.

"To hell with it.," you say to the skunkette, flipping a mental coin. "So...wanna fuck for the new world?"

1. "Might as well."
2. "Nice try, horndog."
3. More vessels are settling into orbit as we speak. Let's see how Earth looks in a year, after Grand Moff GM is installed as regional governor!
4. Josh runs through the scene, naked and covered with honey. He's being chased by a hundred angry bee-bear hybrids.

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