Compassion and Advice
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 79642
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You pat Grand Moff's manly shoulders. "There, there." you say. "At least
they aren't all dead." The bridge-extensions vaporize in a mighty explosion. "Well, the least incompetent ones are now." Suddenly, several dozen hatches blow off. The largest array of Tie- Fighters ever seen cover the sky. "Holy shit." said Felina, her tail fur poofing out in fear. "I know." Grand Moff smiled. "That's basically the whole reason our ship lasted this long. We invented tesseract technology. There's more Tie- Fighters in the Taun-Taun then one might expect." "Hold on." you say as you try to hold your urine in. "With that kind of technology the Empire could subjugate the universe." "Not really. The energies required completely blank out Jedi powers. The Emperor thought himself too vulnerable. And no, using it to nuetralize other Jedi powers was too much of a risk, as he told me. The Rebels could steal the engine and use it themselves. So they put the whole mess on ships that could be self-destructed without that big of a loss to the Empire." "Blowing up half a million Tie-Fighters to stop the Jedi from turning off the Force doesn't seem to be a balanced equation." "Yeah, well, it's not like they give a damn about the lives of the pilots." Grand Moff smiled. His people weren't completely stupid. All the lifepods, shuttles and other craft his ship carried were being launched. The Taun- Taun may never fly again but with the force he could put in the air, this planet would be 'his'. Presenting it to the Emperor would be a feather in his cap. Watch Darth Vader conquer an entire planet. Expendable my ass.
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