The Taun Taun

The Taun Taun appears--it seems it was closer than anyone expected.

And by "appear" we mean it's crashing. You and Felina both scream as the ship passes a klick overhead, the thunder of its drives deafening--the only thing that saves you from being torn apart by the ship's wake is the fact that you're in a hollow between a pair of hills, and are therefore somewhat shielded from the turbulence. It seems that, without even the rudimentary guidance of Grand Moff Grand Moff, the helm crew has once again forgotten that an ISD-II isn't designed to land in an atmosphere or hover.

To their credit, it's actually sort of semi-controlled. The ship slams into the ground in more or less one piece, smashing several square miles of Kansas farmland as it collides with the ground. It slides along for an additional couple of miles, digging a vast furrow, and finally comes to rest, listing to port. The vessel's hull is starting to sag under its weight--it's never going to fly again under it's own power.

1. Keystone Cops-esque hilarity ensues as, in their usual chaotic, incompetent fashion, the heroic assclowns aboard the ship attempt to set up a perimeter around the ship and search for their missing commander.
2. Loot some houses torn to shreds in the wake of the ship's descent.
3. Go hammer on a hatchway and offer your help. Reassure them by telling them you're a trained comedian.
4. Cook bacon in the drive outlets of the Taun Taun.
5. You and Felina disguise yourselves as a shrubbery to get a better look.
6. Grand Moff Grand Moff is on the road behind you, crying and beating his head against the pavement at this new boner by his people. Try to offer some compassionate advice.
7. Crawl into the wrecked ship and see what wacky adventures await the two of you there!

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