The bears collide with the approaching officers. Grey-hatted heads and
honey-covered limbs fly everywhere. Grand Moff Grand Moff cries out in
confuision as the very last of his officer corps are shredded into bloody
confetti.
The last officer takes down the last bear. Grand Moff GM, covered in blood
and honey, turns on you.
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RUN!
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Grand Moff, crazed, asks if you two will be his new commanders. You two decline.
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Grand Moff, crazed, asks if you two will be his new commanders. Sure. Why not?
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Josh jumps the GM.
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But you two are already in the woods having crazy sloppy sex.
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The fragments of a Tie-Fighter, having been bounced out of the air by a Sikorsky Helicopter, turns the GM into bloody paste.
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Scott Chen runs by, dressed like Captain Picard, covered from head to toe with gauacamole and being chased by Clone Wars Trade Federation Robots. "Roger, Roger!"
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Grand Moff pulls out two lightsabers and lights them. His eyes crackle with Dark Jedi power.
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A coronary flattens him. With a holographic unit and Felina's makeup skills, you take GM's place. It helps that all of GM's command staff are dead (or in Tong Debrif's case, dying of the poops on the aircraft deck).
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Grand Moff defects, believing you to be a Rebel co-leader.
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