The buck starts her

Just then the door to the men's (or rather males') room opens, and a male caribou with a stately set of antlers steps out, wiping his hands on a paper towel. Before he has time to notice your presence, you grab him by the arm and toss him in the skunkette's general direction.

"Here!" you shout generously (??). "For you!"

1. The dancer laughs at the pun.
2. She gets mad and throws the buck back at you, antlers first.
3. You fool! You should know better than to throw anything at an unprepared skunk!
4. Fortunately (for you, less for him) the buck trips over a chair before reaching his intended target. You were always such a lousy aim.
5. An irate voice shouts: "Cut! CUT!! Where did that joker come from? This is a closed set!"
6. The dancer stares wildly at you and screams: "Human! HUMAN!!"

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