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Skunks have their own built-in offensive weaponry. And as you will discover momentarily, it's both extremely offensive, and highly effective. This particular skunkette is pretty nervous at the best of times, and working in a slightly sleazy establishment, she recently had the mother of all fights with her psychotic ex-boyfriend, and she's on her guard and strung bowstring-tight. Throwing the guy at the stage was the straw that broke the camel's back. While she, like all those of Mephitid lineage, has been trained from the time she could walk not to use them on other people in the interest of politeness and civility, accidents can and do happen...especially when they're startled. When you threw the surprised buck in the direction of the stage, you startled her. Unfortunately, her tail is pointed in your general direction at the time. And, as her emotional state was highly charged...well, you know the rest. The bar takes approximately seven seconds to empty out, as several of the bar's patrons smashed out the windows in front with chairs to facilitate the mass exodus, leaving you, the gagging, retching buck and the skunkette as the only people remaining inside. The skunk is still too shocked at what has happened to move. You and the buck couldn't move if you wanted to, as both of you caught a massive load of skunk-spray right in the face. .
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