The Buck Stops Here

The startled buck bumps against the stage and looks at first you and then the dancer, a tad confused by the whole thing. "Have a buck!" you say.

The skunkette stripper laughs and bumps his head with her behind playfully. "Good one!" she laughs. She bumps and grinds to Fluke's "Absurd" for a few seconds, giving both you and the caribou a wonderful view of things, and gently bops him back away from the stage with her fundament, finally tickling his nose with her fuzzy tail-tip. "Your change, sir."

He looks a bit dazed, but in the best possible way. You decide to sit back and take in the show for a while.

1. You order some drinks while you watch. When the skunkette's set is done, she comes and joins you a few minutes later to talk.
2. The bouncers ask you to leave. Seems you're getting a little too friendly with the dancers.
3. A very confused Jasper and Sara wander into the bar.
4. You entertain yourself by playing Russian Roulette, clearing the bar in a hurry.
5. Meanwhile, back in reality, you're actually sitting in a mental hospital in a straightjacket, hopped up on antipsychotics and babbling about skunk-girls. Let's go there now!
6. Something else, or not, as you prefer. Or don't.

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