Subway Order

The employees are polite. They just got carried away with enthusiasm. If you could just get a coke to wash down the toys with, then life might become normal. You doubt it, but it is worth a try.

Now ordering a Subway is about as complicated as filling out a Form 1040. You decide to order one foot-long roast chicken breast, no cheese, all the vegatables except for the olives and jalapeno peppers, spicy mustard, no salt and pepper. And you don't toast the bread. You would have gone for a Quizno's if you wanted that. You get a bag of chips and a Diet Coke.

The cashier says, "That will 8 billion, 550 million dollars, please."

Your jaw drops.

You look in your wallet.

1. Fortunately, you have a couple of 20 billion dollar bills.
2. Unfortunately, all you have is your driver's license and a phone number for "Princess Exotica."

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