Surprising yourself by remembering judo lessons from seventh grade
elective classes, you fling Josh hella far. He wets himself and cries. The
sun vanishes behind far-off mountains. Several wolves howl. The bright
neon of a Subway Sandwhiches and Salads facillity flicker on.
"My bottom hurts!" Josh cries. Suddenly, you realize you have money.
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Go buy a sub and a Gatorade and have a relaxing meal.
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Go buy a sub and a Gatorade and use these items to beat on Josh.
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The Subway employees see you in the field; they come out with guns and force you and Josh to buy subs.
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The entire Subway BUILDING comes after you, at five miles per hour. You run. It flattens Josh. SMOUSH.
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Josh wanders over to the Subway and pees on the front picture window.
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You find a gun that shoots other guns. You fire a .44 magnum at a passing seagull and score a direct hit. Feathers fall everywhere.
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Josh does a dance...while laying flat on his back.
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Midori Sours for everyone. Well, for you and Josh.
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Lots42, Mike Cain, One Stan, Captain Continuity, Velus and Reaibn run by, all covered with puppies. Flying puppies. With wings.
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Jesus Himself, the King of Kings, runs by. He is covered with mashed potatoes and bacon gravy. You know the gravy is bacon because He is shouting this fact.
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