The ninjas think Gaston from 'Beauty and the Beast' is real and rush off
to lift weights and train so they can be as buff and homosexual as he.
You are left with an empty chamber.
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Order them all back. It works.
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Order them all back. It fails.
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Hunt them down one by one over the course of many months. Kill them all.
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Cry.
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Actually, their homosexual attraction to Gaston's manliness works. The ninjas become adequete. Hurray, competence! They're also all gay but who cares?
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Same as #6 but Fred Phelps shows up to protest the gay ninjas. This will end oddly.
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