Six Phelps Over Ninjatown

A group of refugees from the Westboro Baptist Church show up the next morning at the Village Hidden In The Village. They pour out of a pair of vans, holding signs with charming sayings like "GOD HATES FAGS!", "AIDS KILLS FAGS DEAD!", "NO TEARS FOR QUEERS!" and others.

They stand in the middle of the ninja village on public property, chanting slogans and haranguing passerbys. A growing crowd of ninjas gathers to watch the assholic display.

1. The ninjas stare in fascination and laugh at the idiotic westerners.
2. A ninja beatdown commences, complete with blood and screaming and decapitation. .
3. Josh Burbank, Scott Chen, Jasper and Sara Hewitt and an assortment of random extend-a-story characters stage a counter demonstration, with umpteen thousand drag queens and gay outlaw bikers. And Rip Taylor. Let's watch the hijinks!
4. The Phelps are attacked by Raptor Jesus with an Uzi. Remember, he went extinct for our sins!

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