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"Oh, yeah." said Sara. "Josh leads us against the robot ninjas in the
future. My bad." With Josh dead, the two wander off into the woods. They
soon come to a small cabin made of vegetables.
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Gross.
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Vegetables...and rum cake!
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Jasper is addicted to eggplant.
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The boring witch who lives there runs out to attack. She is 101 years old.
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Helmut the dwarf, who lives in the English to Gibberish dictionary, is a prisoner in a cage by the well.
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Josh shows up again. How boring.
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Edward Cullen shows up. AGAIN.
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J,K. Rowling shows up. Unfortunately, Jasper is a Hermione/Harry shipper. Sara is in love with all the Weasleys. Even the girls.
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Scott Chen shows up. He's just snorted a shitload of coke.
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The two leave the cabin well behind and walk until they find the world's neatest but normal pawn shop.
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