"Josh!" screams Sara, frightened and delighted at the same time. "Sit.
Rest a spell. Jasper, go back to that stream we found and use one of those
discarded glass beer bottles, we'll soak Josh down and cool him off."
Jasper brings back three beer bottles full of cool, fresh stream water and
five sips of Black Jack alcohol apiece.
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Josh cools down by dumping the bottles over his head.
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Josh drinks all three bottles.
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Jasper, suffering from post-dog-delusional jealousy, smashes Josh about the head and shoulders with one of the bottles.
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Jasper had gotten his thumb stuck in one of the bottles and panics.
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Josh dumps the water, Jasper is sent back for more.
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Jasper refuses to believe the stream exists, despite being able to see it from this spot.
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Unfortunately, Sara and Jasper had failed enviormental sciences; the stream was full of pollution and poop. Josh screams.
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Josh shakes off some deep thoughts. He had, with him, a Compressed Water Bottle; ten gallons of cool water in a one inch, half-pound bottle.
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Same as #8 but instead of cooling down his dangerously overheated body, Josh sprays Sara in the chest. Priorities.
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Suddenly, without any sort of warning, a Terminator robot runs out of the woods and kicks off Josh's head. Mission over, the robot melts down.
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