Hydrological Blues

Suddenly, Josh remembers that he has an inch-high bottle containing ten gallons of hypercompressed water in his pocket. "Hey, no need--I've got everything I need right here," he says.

Sara digs out a glass. Josh opens the Compressed Water Bottle, intending to pour it into glass.

1. ..and he fills it without incident. What, you thought something bad was gonna happen?
2. ...Josh is conveniently forgetting that the water is pressurized to about 60 million PSI and can cut through steel. Hilarity ensues!
3. Sara finds a bottomless bag of peanut butter sandwiches beside her that wasn't there before.
4. "Water? Please. Here, try some of this 80 year old Scotch," says Jasper, offering him a bottle.
5. a confused Scott comes out of the woods, He's naked except for a strategically placed cardboard box.
6. Josh accidentally floods the countryside and creates a new ocean.

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