Scottness

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 78571

"Oh god." Sara slapped her forehead. "Scott. What the hell happened to your clothes?"
"I sold them for a gas-guzzling SUV. Damn you, Al Gore! Damn you!"
"What...happened to the car?"
"It guzzled so much gas it actually got negative miles and went completely back in time. Very painful, considering I was driving it at the time and the seats were vinyl. Are vinyl?"
Sara screamed in horror but the mental image had already entered her mind. Suddenly...

  1. Jasper found a sock.
  2. Jasper heard a scary sound.
  3. Josh ran around the world really, really fast.
  4. Dan Danger appears, naked from the belly button up.
  5. a grocery cart rolls by. Uphill. Unpushed. There is one can of Bacon-Bits rattling around inside it.
  6. several midget nuns with amnesia appeared.
  7. Sara and Jasper ran east down the two lane road.
  8. a fat albino cat walked out of the woods. He was carrying a dead chipmunk in his mouth.
  9. Josh forgets what dirt is.
  10. a flood of unpopped kernels washes them several miles down the road.

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