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"Oh...I hadn't thought of that," says Carey. "Though I'm still not convinced I should take them..."

"They do tricks, too! Look--I call this one Gertie!" Josh says, hoisting one of them. Sure enough, he's written "Gertie" on the top of the skull. "I trained her to sing! Say hi to the nice doctor, Gertie!"

1. Welp, Carey's convinced. He decides to take the trained skulls as payment. UNfortunately, Gertie only knows 100 Bottles of Beer On The Wall, and never shuts up.
2. Gertie eats Drew's face.
3. Josh clubs Carey with the bag of skulls and buries him beneath the barn.

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