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The Never Ending Quest - Episode 77975

“Hey there, boys and girls!”

Why, it’s Sammy the Squirrel! The Squirreliest Squirrel this side of Squirreltown and spokesman for SquirrelBurgers Authentic SquirrelBurger Style Squirrel House and Burger Bar. Bring your own vomit bags! TM

“Tee hee! That’s right! It’s me, Sammy the Squirrel and boy have I got a deal for you! That’s right! For a very limited time at participating SquirrelBurger locations get one of our classic, mouth watering SquirrelBurgers and receive a chipmunk flavored smoothie! Choose from over 23 fun and authentic chipmunk flavors like ‘frosty fur and fruit frenzy’ and ‘chips of chippy chocolate’ for FREE!! Smooth goin in and SMOOOTH goin out! Tee hee!”

Disturbing. But the burgers aren’t half bad.

  1. A commercial for Squirrelburger's archnemesis, Chinchilla Tacos, runs its spot next.
  2. Everyone heads to SquirrelBurgers. And I do mean EVERYONE.
  3. Sammy the Squirrel makes an unexpected visit to the interview set. He's wielding a chainsaw. Hmm.
  4. No Option 4 right now. Come back later! Not ready yet!
  5. Option 5 ready! Best option 5 ever!

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