Okay, I'll Admit That I Really Don't Understand

"Ben Schumin, explain yourself!" Sara demands.
"Who's Ben? I'm a member of Anonymous! We're going to upset the Church of Scientology! Numa numa!"
"Who the hell taught you how to dance anyway?" Jasper asks.

Sara gestures for Jasper to follow her away from Schumin as he continues to do the Numa Numa dance in front of the corn wall. When they are comfortably away from the fat loser, Sara finally speaks. "So, Jasper...well, do you remember those YouTube videos we sat up all night watching a while ago?" she asks.
"The kicking videos? Of course!"
"Buddy, I have a camera with me," Sara says, revealing a small video camera. "While I start filming that overweight geek, you run up and kick him!"
"Absolutely, Sara!" smiles Jasper.

A few moments later, Sara has started to film Ben Schumin. "Hey, do that dance again, that was pretty funny," Sara asks him.
"Numa Numa? Sure!" Schumin replies in his high-pitched, never finished puberty voice.

For ten seconds, Ben Schumin does the Numa Numa dance before Jasper walks up to him and kicks him in the groin as hard as he can:
WUMP!
"WAAAAAHHHH!! MOOOOMMMMYYYYY!!"

As Ben Schumin lies on the road clutching his crotch while screaming and crying like a little bitch, Sara and Jasper break into a run through the opened door in the wall. "Hurry, Jasper! We need to get this onto YouTube stat!"

1. Two hours later, this video is the next YouTube sensation. Even Chris Crocker likes it!
2. Gee, that wasn't very nice at all.
3. Something else.

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