Santa Claus Conquers the Zombies - And Other Childrens Fables
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 75712
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Josh, still blindly besotted on opiates, knocks on the next door he comes
to, which happens to be a door made of, oddly enough, soy. Stranger things
have happened, yes? Don't answer, dear reader. Minutes pass. Theme songs to
old ‘80s sitcoms are whistled. Genitalia are scratched. Nipples are rubbed.
And other such factual happenings that are actually actual occur in all
probability. But no answer. “Maybe I didn’t knock loud enough,” Josh boldly hypothecates with all due logical deductions being deducted in his tweaky little noggin. “Perhaps I shall knock a little louder!” And indeed he does. More minutes pass. More ‘80s sitcom themes are whistled - up to but not necessarily including: Three’s Company, Who’s the Boss?, and Night Court. And of course there’s more fondling and inappropriate rubbing of tender areas. Rubbing of areas that make the baby Jesus cry. Still no answer.Hmmmm... Seeing no other viable course of action Josh, in all of his drug-induced glory, decides to:
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