vampire hunter hunter
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 75644
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Josh gets that crazy look in his eye. You know the one. The one that him
and Scott get sometimes. The look that tells you, Oh God, run for
your life. Or, you know, kill them quickly. Put them down like Old Yeller.*
Anyway, Josh gets that look in his eye. Simon does not notice, but beckons
Josh to join him for cheese. Josh walks into Simon's place, "FffffFFFFfffffff" he exclaims, spittle raining out from his lips. Simon has walked into the kitchen to get the cheese ready, so he does not hear this. "Just make yourself comfortable, Nancy," Simon says, looking for his cheese slicer. He cannot find it because Josh is behind him, holding it. "FFFffffFFFFF!!!!" says Josh, "I always liked cheese on my crackers!!!!" and then he falls upon Simon like Dom Delouse on a juicy steak** "AAAHHHH!H!!!!!!" screams Simon, as his skin is flayed off with the cheese slicer. "Why did I have to make it so sharp?!" Why indeed. Anyway, this scene plays out for some time. Josh literally slices simon to death. After doing so, he washes his hands, but does not rinse off the slicer, before having some of the cheese. "Ugh" says Josh, dropping the cheese on the counter. "Nasty. Bye Simon!" he says, leaving the apartment, wondering what that metallic smell is. It's blood, Josh, blood. Damn, man. Get some help. * - Old Yeller is a movie where... ok long story but family gets dog, family loves dog, dog gets rabies, family kills dog. ** - Ok, I apologize, this was just mean. Dom, you are my boy! After that horrific mess, what now?
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Lord Reaibn Daenorth
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