Does it really matter(s)?
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 75783
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Josh begins to giggle as he whistles the tunes to 90s sitcoms, beginning
with Family Matters and then going to Home Improvement,
Married With Children, and then Seinfeld. It is at this exact moment, when Josh is whistling the Seinfeld theme and touching himself inappropriately, when the soy door finally opens. Standing in the door is a five foot tall blob of what appears to be lime jello. It warbles in such a fashion as to be interpreted as either "What the hell do you want?" or "I am delicious and made of Lime, please eat me." Josh chooses the latter interpretation, and falls upon the unfortunate blob and begins tearing huge chunks out of its (flesh?) and eating it. He finds that the flavor is more 'Lymon' than 'Lime', but decides he likes that. The blob warbles in such a way as to, definitively, say "Ow, that f***ing hurts!" but Josh keeps on eating it, humming the tune to Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Twenty minutes later, green juice oozing out of many wounds, its body mass reduced by one third, the creature slowly crawls away from Josh, weeping lymoney tears. Josh is a monster. The creature hopes that he gets bad gas. Although it will be of small consolation, he does, not an hour later. As for now?
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Lord Reaibn Daenorth
4/16/2008 9:15:23 AM
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