A closely guarded number
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 75117
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Reaibn pulls out his cell phone and calls his mother. It takes fully five
minutes to dial the convoluted number. Meanwhile, Colonel Sanders is
fighting a sentient creature underneath a pile of dirty clothes from two
decades ago. That is probably more entertaining, but lets stick with
Reaibn's phone call. The phone rings, Reaibn hums, then there is a click and a hollow voice answers, like it is coming from a long tunnel. "Hello, you have reached the afterlife rear access number for world PQ-398a. How may I help you?" "I would like to speak to my mom," says Reaibn, "it is her birthday." "May I have your name please?" asks the voice, at which Reaibn grimaces. "Um... Reaibn Daenorth." and then holds the phone away from his ear at the ghastly moan that emits from it. "You blew up the whole planet that she was on, you bastard! Why would anyone from there want to speak to you, even your own mother?!" yells the voice, provoking a sad face from Reaibn. "But," he whines "she took my call last year! I told her I was sorry. Developing vaguely-defined expansive cosmic powers was a 'trial and error' process.' "Hold please" says the voice, "I will see if she will take your call... you bastard." and then there is the worst kind of elevator music. Reaibn grumbles and stabs scott in the leg with a steak knife that he found in the cushions of the couch. Scott does not notice. "Argh!" says Reaibn "I just want to wish her happy birthday. Why do we have to go through this whole 'you blew up the planet' garbage every year?!" Just then...
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Lord Reaibn Daenorth
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