Fortunately, for the sake of what we will laughingly call the plot, Josh
has hacked the Staircase Room payphone booth (it smells like pee because
he pees in it) a long time ago. He had time to do so because nobody
approaches it due to Josh peeing in it. Anywho, after some vague cursing,
mostly from the tiny man who lives in his hair, Josh calls the afterlife.
He is connected with George Washington Carver, one of the first
specialists in the peanut field. Probably responsible for that Jiffy crap
you see on the shelves today.
What does Josh do now?
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Thank him for crunchy peanut butter.
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Thank him for smooth peanut butter.
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Blame him for that Jiffy crap he sees on the shelves today.
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Pee wildly, into the coin slot. Not the coin return slot, the coin slot which is a whole lot higher. Ew.
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Ask him how being the first president was like.
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Ask him what he is wearing.
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Tell him he smells.
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Angrily demand he put George Washington Carver on the phone.
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Fart into the moutpiece. Ah, the levels of high quality story we get today.
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Promise to buy more peanut butter if he promises to ambush with a grapejuice hose Yoko Ono when she gets there.
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