Ninja Freakshow

"Hahahahaha!" the ninja man laughed triumphantly. "Natare wa no boku wa hisokojo-ko nai woo."

"Baka! Baka-mono! Bakabakabakabakabakabaka!" Atra-chan shrieked, thrashing in her bonds.

Soon the small boat had bumped up against a small pier. More ninjas emerged from hiding - circus carnival freakshow ninjas, perhaps, but ninjas nonetheless. "Hiro! What is the meaning of this?" a large ninja with a red clown-nose demanded. "You were supposed to get a six-pack of Faygo for our overlords, Shaggy2Dope and Violent Jay."

"Dude, the store was out of Faygo," the ninja who had captured Astra-chan spoke. "But look, I found a Juggalo!"

"This wrong and incorrect!" Astra-chan protested. "Please be releasing me at once, domo arigato."

"Heh," laughed a deep voice from the shadows. "That one wont be going anywhere. Remember us, sweets?"

Blinking Astra could see two massive clowns in black face paint. "Sirs, never have I seen you before in my life."

"Liar!" shrieked one of the clowns. "You may have forgotten, but I still remember the stinging agony of our defeat in episode 54969. Since that day, we have been forced to live in hiding, afraid to show our face."

"I swear, I have no recollection of who you are."

"Wait, Violent Jay," said the other clown, placing his hand on his comrade's shoulder. "Its not the same one. She looks younger and she's talkin' in a Japanese accent."

"I dont care, Shaggy2Dope!!" Violent Jay yelled. "I'm gonna beat her senseless!!"

"No, that is not our way. Instead, we shall..."

1. "Sing a rap song about being trapped in a carnival freakshow world with ninjas!"
2. "Allow her to join us."
3. "Sacrifice her to the evil God of the Deep."

Add New Option

Go Back

View Forward Story Tree
View Back Story Tree