A River Runs Through This Utterly Unsalvageable Storyline
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 73011
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It suddenly occurred to Astra that most of the madness of the last
few episodes had ensued in conjunction with her finding of the magical
corset. “Calloway,” she said, turning abruptly to her new companion. “Be a
good man, would you? And undo this corset.” She undressed partially,
revealing the cursed relic clinging to her body. “Why, certainly!” Calloway replied with a little too much enthusiasm. A graphic and rather complicated scene followed, filled with, among other things; partial nudity, moaning, groaning, cursing, a brief cameo by Will Smith, and several pounds of marmalade. Once that was done...“Much better!” Astra was beaming. “I feel like a new woman! You know? Like one of those broads on a Virginia Slims ad!” She let loose with a carefree chuckle and then struck a still pose. An ultra thin cigarette suddenly found itself wedged between her right index and middle finger, smoldering seductively. Calloway, seeing his cue, added, “You’ve come a long way, baby!”Surgeon General’s Warning: Although Smoking DOES Make You Look Cool, And Has A Great, Mellow Taste And Soothing Aroma That Lingers In Your Lungs And Leaves You Wanting More. Remember: Smoking By Pregnant Women May Result in Fetal Injury, Premature Birth, And Low Birth Weight. MAY, Being The Key Word. They WILL Make You Look Cool But They MIGHT Also Kill You And Everyone Else Around You. You Be The Judge. And so the unlikely trio skipped merrily along through the flowery hills, Fred leading the way. Before long they came unto a swift flowing river, cloaked in heavy fog. Astra redoubled her efforts at trying to piece together what the option leading to this episode was getting at. “It’s like, I know the previous author had something in mind,” she remarked in her lazy Aqualarian drawl. They were nearing a river, which was useful, because a river has two banks. Fred was still thinking and wagging his tail.Calloway was just as perplexed as she was. And so was the author of this particular episode. In frustration, Astra removed her beret and began smashing it into the ground with her luxurious boots. Fred began yipping wildly. Calloway started running in circles screaming, “Dios mio! Ay yai! Yai! No es bueno! No es bueno!” Oh dear...
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