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The Never Ending Quest - Episode 72592

Fred and Astra took in their surroundings, and were rather startled to see just where they were. It was a strange mishmash of a place which didn't seem to entirely obey the laws of perspective. Part of it was a network of caverns, part of it was a 20th-century metropolis. There were teal couches scattered everywhere, and in the center was a curiously inaccessible staircase. Fred and Astra had no idea what to make of it at all.

"By the Redeemer!" spat Fred. "What manner of place is this? Is this the One Shoggoth's doing?"

"THAT'S RIGHT FREDDY BOY," said a deep, grating voice that literally made the earth shake. "I'M BAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!! LET THE WORLD KNOW FEAR AND DESPAIR WHICH IT HAS NEVER KNOWN BEFORE FOR NOW ARISETH... THE ONE SHOGGOTH!!!!!" The earth began to tremble louder and louder and Fred and Astra were knocked to the ground once more. The ground then split open, revealing a pool of bubbling lava, and from the lava arose...

A pimply, scrawny teenager with goth makeup wearing a faded dragon t-shirt. Fred and Astra gaped. "DO YOU COWER BEFORE ME, FOOLS???????!!!!!!!!!!" said the One Shoggoth. They gaped some more. And then Astra burst out laughing. It started out as a small giggle, which she was only barely able to hold in, then burst out of her and grew louder and louder, much like the shaking of the earth had earlier.

The One Shoggoth simply gaped with outrage. "DO... DO YOU DARE TO LAUGH AT THE ONE SHOGGOTH????!!!!!! THEN YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!!!" He waved his hands and then from the magma arose seven members of his eldritch, blasphemous clown posse, who advanced on Astra.

But then...

  1. The One Shoggoth is run over by a cab driven by Tarin-Gazin, the mad dwarf.
  2. Astra's laughter takes phsyical form, created by the One Shoggoth's insecurities, and attacks him.
  3. Kim somehow comes back from the dead and tries to hit on the One Shoggoth.

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