You Should Have Seen It, Dude!

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 71342

Unfortunately, due to cutbacks, this scene is replaced by Gallagher smashing a watermelon with a large wooden mallet.

What it all boils down to in the end however, dear reader, is that Scott is once again a lifeless corpse who leaves behind a tragic legacy full of sexual promiscuity, sloth, and utter stupidity. Raymond fires several more rounds into Scott’s inanimate body, then proceeds to urinate on him. Then he appropriately helps himself to a slice of that juicy watermelon. Seedless, too! “Thanks,” he signals to Gallagher with a quick nod.

“No prob,” the bygone comedian replies, adding, “Is it 1985?”

“Uh, no.”

“Damn.”

Raymond, feeling uneasy, begins to back away. “So uh...ya. Thanks for the watermelon.”

A crazed look comes over the comedian. “I NEED ANOTHER SHOWTIME GIG!” He raises his mallet and advances on Raymond.

Raymond levels his still-smoking pistol at the nutjob. Although ‘nutjob’ is a term that’s used pretty loosely around here, huh? Don’t answer. “Take another step and I’ll blast ya!”

Gallagher hesitates for half a moment, then...

  1. Takes a desperate swing and misses.
  2. Takes a desperate swing and hits his mark <insert watermelon graphic>.
  3. Runs into the Scotish gloom.

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