I'm the Urban Spaceman

"What the hell? Is that you, Raymond?!" asks a surprised Scott, who has no knowledge of the fact that Raymond was the one who shot him earlier. "But why do you have that gun?"

Raymond is speechless, but he can't let on that he was the one who tried to kill his old friend earlier, and somehow failed. However, he does feel great relief that if he were to be arrested and charged with something, it would be a much lighter charge than murder. Hell, Scott seemed pretty happy for once, so maybe there wouldn't be any charges filed!

"Why do I have the gun? Forget it, let's go find a Starbucks and catch up on things. By the way, you'd better treat those wounds. What the hell did you do?"

1. Scott and Ray proceed to the nearest Starbucks.
2. Same as #1, except that it was a Starbucks in the middle of a field, with no other buildings or signs of civilization for miles.
3. As soon as Scott turns his back, Raymond puts a bullet in the back of his head.
4. A group of people from the funeral tackle Raymond to the ground.
5. Suddenly, Scott and Raymond encounter Kenny and Joe, everyone's favorite eight-year-old eternally bickering twin brothers. The word "boogerbutt" gets used fifty-six times in three minutes.

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