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“Got shot!” Scott replies with an unnerving, though strangely delightful
twitter . “At my own funeral, no less!” Raymond whistles and tucks away his still smoking pistol. “What are the chances, huh? Wow. Crazy.” “I KNOW! It’s crazy! It’s totally crazy! What can you do but laugh though, right?” “It is pretty funny...uh...when you look at it that way...”Scott pats his old comrade on the back with a little too much untempered enthusiasm, his eyes sparkling hypnotically, then ensnares his long lost friend in an overzealous embrace. “Whoa, is that a gun in your pocket - or are you just happy to see me!? Say, you're right, let’s grab a cup of Joe and catch up on old times! Whaddya say, old sport?” A furtive smile plays across Raymond’s chapped and blistered lips. “That would be great.” Old sport. The HUTZBAH of this guy!“So, lookin’ good,” Scott remarks casually, seated across from his old chum. He takes a cautious sip from his Grande mocha latte“Lookin’ fit. Lookin’ spry...lookin’...buff. Lookin’, lookin’ bufffffff. FffFffFffffFfFfF. FfffffffFF. FFFfffff... fff...FffffFFfff ...Ff.”.” Raymond nurses his overpriced beverage, his eyes cast downward. “You ruined my life, you know,” he blusters awkwardly.Scotts shuffles about in his seat. “Fffff. Ff. You mean the whole ‘identity’...thing, huh?” Raymond flinches. “Ya, Scott. The whole identity thing. You stole my name, my social security number, my...”“Listen, guy,” Scott interjects. “I feel really bad. I do. I feel bad about this. I feel like, maybe, I dunno...I owe you? Listen, I’m gonna fix this.”
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