Bottomless Pit

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 71098

It was simply bending over to find a lucky penny (the rare ones with the face of King Tootin Putin on it) that caused Hank to fall into the bottomless pit. Why did they even hold their meetings with a bottomless pit in the corner of the room? Granted, it was a great place to dump the cig butts and coffee cups and occasional snot rags (and men who came early always took a whiz in it) but for crying out loud, at least have some metal guard rails. Or gaurd rails. Fred never could remember how 'guard' was spelled.
Hank, the only other person in the room, tripped, fell and...got caught. He was just a little wider then the hole. But not wide enough. As Fred gasped in horror, Hank slipped a little more.
"Help me, Fred!" Hank cried. Or so it seemed. Fred could never really understand Hank's blithering, but it was obvious what he intended. Fred farted, then went to work.

  1. Fred pulls Hank out.
  2. Fred tries to pull Hank out but he is too weak and girly.
  3. Fred runs for help (he can still hear the rest of the idiots, including Bob the Drunk Weightlifter, in the parking lot).
  4. Not wanting to get in trouble, Fred nudges Hank and he slips in.
  5. Not wanting to get in trouble, Fred jumps up and down on Hank. Hank falls in...and Fred is still over the hole.
  6. Hank escapes on his own.
  7. Fred remembers the 'Bottomless Pit Recovery System'. Could be used once a day to eject things, hadn't been used in weeks...
  8. Fred snaps out of his flashback. Now how will the readers ever figure out what happened to Hank?
  9. Fred confesses his undying homosexual attraction to Hank.
  10. Fred confesses his undying love for Midori Sours.

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