Violent School

"PLEASE, MR. BURBANK!" shrieks Dr. Penn. "NO MORE HIGH SCHOOL DETENTION STORIES!!"

"...got caught a few days later. Most of us did, but I remember Mark and Joey somehow got away with it and never got in trouble. They gave us all Saturday detention and expected us to sit there the whole day. I snuck out just ten minutes in. But Jake and Robbie stayed up the whole night drinkin', and they walked in completely bombed. Rumor has it that they both pissed all over the circulation desk in the library, and Robbie puked all over the gigantic world globe in the center of the history section. And then a couple weeks later, Beth and I decided to skip class and make out in an unused room adjacent to the gym that I thought wasn't gonna get used that period. I had Beth lying on a pile of protective mats, arms out, knees up, and I was standing next to it while I was giving her a handjob, and Beth came quite loudly just as a bunch of freshmen and a substitute teacher walked in, and I got in big trouble for justifying it by saying that since my hand wasn't inside her jeans, it was somehow okay..."

Next?

1. Josh is ejected from the office.
2. Dr. Penn begins screaming in agony.
3. Josh muses why Beth wasn't punished for getting freaky in the gym.
4. Later that night, Beth asks "You didn't tell Dr. Penn about the time that you got me off in front of the freshmen, did you?"
5. Something else.

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