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"MR. BURBANK! JOSH!! I BEG YOU, ENOUGH!!" Dr. Penn cries in agony from the floor, as he has his hands entangled in his ample hair. "You know, I always wondered why Beth never got in trouble that day. We were both skipping class, so at the very least, she should have been punished for that. Maybe it was because she couldn't stop giggling after the fact? Or because she had to go straight home and change her clothes. I don't know. I guess I could ask her, but she probably doesn't remember. Still, I don't think it was fair that I got suspended for inappropriate contact with another student. We were both eighteen at the time, and Beth wanted me to do it! Actually, she didn't know I was gonna do it; I just picked her up, laid her down on the mat and slid my hand between her legs before she could say anything. I think she tried to ask me to let her take her tennis shoes off first before she got into the groove. Oh, and the deans had the nerve to say I was corrupting the underclassmen. You know, the ones who are probably already having sex with each other starting in the sixth grade? I just don't understand..."
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