Division of Labor

"No, its too dangerous!" you say.

"Ggmgkjgkowerwgggrnrzzrgts" Gerbil groans, which you hear as "Dammit man, I can do it! Why not give me a chance once in a while? Cmon, think of what its like to be me! I want in on the action!"

"Allright..." you say, letting Gerbil go. "Go get 'im, boy!"

"Aurraaaaarghh!!" Gerbil roars, sprinting toward the zombie in the Starbucks uniform, as you sprint toward the car.

1. This works. Gerbil decapitates the zombie while you manage to get the car started, and Gerbil gets to the passenger's seat just as Larry stumbles out of the front door.
2. This does not work. Gerbil's feeble attacks do not hurt the zombie and you remember that the car is out of gas.
3. Gerbil kills the zombie, but you cannot start the car.
4. You start the car, but Gerbil is unable to kill the zombie.
5. The point is made moot as Larry stumbles out of the house to kill the zombie and slice off the tires on your car.

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