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Inspired by the freak's marketing approved catch phrase, you smash Larry
with a chair. You grab Gerbil and run out. A while tail of of medical-
grade gauze flaps from his face, for some reason your not-wacky-now
neighbor had bandaged himself up with the contents of your anti-Zombie
pack. Looks good, he's going to need the meds embedded in the gauze,
something bad had happened to him, but what? Suddenly, due to scary people being faster, you encounter Larry at the front door but thankfully, that is where the Action Figure display cabinet is. You and Gerbil team-up for once in your pathetic lives and manage to slap Larry's head into the combinaiton lock. It disturbs the action scene you have recreating Duke's 'death' in the G.I.Joe movie but it is a small price to pay for escaping with your bodies intact. Outside, on the vast, rolling, de-nature-fied lawns of your housing complex are two prominent items. Your 64 Falcon (an emergency key is in your shoe pocket) and a lone zombie with a Starbucks uniform. It is every citizen's duty to report/kill a zombie but the Zombie Classes never said anything about doing so while being chased by an insane pop culture celebrity. Like all mailboxes, yours has a baseball bat taped to it...
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