Fred's face turned red with anger and then suddenly, inexplicably he had
the sudden impulse to hug and cuddle Abe (the
ex-adventurer, ex-prisoner, still-transformed-tiger). He tried to fight
this desire but was not strong enough (after
all, it was written into the option!). Abe, who had not seen a man
in quite
some time let alone been touched by one -and let's not forget he does have
a wife...
somehwere- was shocked. He bit Fred in the left hand!
"OW!" "That's what you get, you, you...well geez, I'm not sure what you are!" "A victim of cruel magicks to be sure," answered Fred who was both massaging his hand and spitting out tiger fur from his mouth at the same time. "Damn stupid wyrm..." continued Fred muttering a few choice obscenities. They then opened the door from which behind either gorilla noises or hippo noises were emananting - even though the obvious conclusion is a gorilla (let's not forget the previous episode's title!) we must respect Abe's conviction that making facts out of assumptions is not a good thing. From out of the room bounded the hugest, meanest, scariest, and most pissed-off gorilla that either Fred or Abe had ever seen! And to makes things even more frightening, its hair was blue! It roared, it screamed, it growled and it pounded its chest over and over and over and over again! Fred, instinctively (I mean preservation of one's life counts for something, right?) ran to the left. Abe (also in that Darwinian state of mind) ran right. The gorilla kept on pounding its chest and then starting yelling, "GROD!"
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