Sure-Shot Centaur
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 17543
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Suddenly there was a 'pop' and a tiny centaur fell from the ceiling of
the cavern, a centaur holding a photography camera. It was screaming at
the top of its lungs: "I shall steal all your souls! Bwahahahahaha!"
Suddenly everyone else (Fred, Abe the tiger, and the gorilla that said "GROD") stopped running and looked at each other. Fred looked at Abe Abe looked at the gorilla. The Gorilla looked at Fred. Fred looked at the gorilla. Abe looked at Fred. The Gorilla looked at Abe. And so on. Then they all looked at the centaur with the camera. "ALL YOUR SOULS - BWAWHAAAHAAAHAAA! BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" the little semi-horseman yelled. The centaur was no bigger than a man's breakfast, was green in colour, and wore a buckskin jerkin. His camera was a Canon Sure Shot 120 Classic Caption Kit C13-3842-KT1. Only smaller than usual. Slowly, as if without volition, the other three gathered themselves around the little creature. There was silence for a while (apart from the little man's continued screaming) and then . . .
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Eric Kantona
10/20/2004 7:53:19 AM
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