Ooh Ya Boy Touch My Body. Oops, I Mean Girl, Touch My Body.
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 46473
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“Perfect!” the little half-equine delighted. “Hold that attitude and stay
still for just a moment! Mr. Tiger, I want you to pose next to him and
bare your fangs! That’s it! Okay, gorilla, stand in between them and give
me the sexy ‘come hither’ look! Great!” A quick but brilliant flash of
light emanated from the little guy’s device, nearly blinding the unlikely
trio. “That was great, guys,” he lauded them. “I think that just might
make the cover of ‘I’ve Stolen All of Your Souls, Weekly’.” Fred rubbed his eyes and stumbled about in a disoriented haze. He unsheathed his sword and lunged at the centaur. “Give it back!” he demanded - not unlike a child who’d just been fooled by the old ‘I got your nose’ trick. “Give me back my soul!” The centaur burst into another fit of evil laughter and ran away, further down the corridor. “Never!” he screamed.Fred turned to Abe and nudged him onward. “Well what are you waiting for!? Go get him!” But Abe wouldn’t budge. “Did you hear what he told us? We’re going to make the cover of a magazine! We’ll be famous!”“He thought I was sexy,” the gorilla said dreamily, massaging his chest. “I am, aren’t I? Look at this sexy figure of mine! I feel so beautiful right now! Quick, somebody touch my body!” “Touch it yourself!” Fred spat. “I should’ve never freed you morons!”“Whoa, easy there, man,” Abe cautioned the knight. “Don’t say something you’ll regret later. Words like that hurt, dude. Words like that hurt. I think an apology is in order.” Fred realized that Abe was right. “I’m sorry,” he droned, collapsing to the floor in a pitiful heap. “I don’t know why I lashed out at you like that.”“It’s okay,” the gorilla encouraged him. “Sometimes it’s good to let loose your feelings. Just know that we’re here for you.”
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