Republicans are from Mars, Democrats are from...

Soon the colony ships are loaded, and you lead your Republican followers to Mars. (Junior wants to come too, but you give him the special task of going to Pluto and trying to determine if it really is a planet or not.) After you land, you establish the United Republican States of Mars. But there's a bit of a problem here.

1. No Oil! No! How will we drive our gas-guzzling Mars Rovers?
2. Lack of breathable atmosphere.
3. The green-skinned Martians who already live here want to vote for the Green Party

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