Not long afterward, the scurrilous Demoncrats wrest away control of the
House and Senate. "Egads!" you say. "It happened again! Could the
two factors be somehow coorelated?" "Yes," quips your yes-man. "The poor must have turned out in record numbers to vote against the new tax cuts." This sends you both into hysterical fits of laughter. "Where did they get the campaign money?" "Perhaps they perfected the alchemical process of transmuting lead into gold!" "What next, controls on global warming?" "Perhaps otters and seals will turn out to vote against deforestation and stuff!" "Oh, mercy!" you giggle, wiping away a tear of hilarity. "In any case, we could sit around and wrangle all day over what lost us the election. But its clear that the terrorist-dick-sucking liberals have taken over Congress, at least until the next 9/11 jolts people back to reality." "God, I'm so bored!" the yes-man yawns. "Reminds me of that old gag - you know, about the Japanese businessmen that get fired. They're so used to their daily routine they still get up every morning, put on their suit and tie, and sit in the park with their briefcase till 5 pm." "That's just the kooky ones. The honorable ones commit hello kitty and disembowel themselves. But you're right. We need to do something to get our minds off all these Japanese people!" "What should we do..." says the yes-man, lost in deep thought. "Is the most useful project possible, ambitious yet realistic, one that helps our beleaguered party in its hour of need!" "Hmm..." you say.
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