Tits is one hawt mama.

Astra kicks Fred in the groin, and since his armour is only leather, he drops to the ground in pain.

"MY NAME IS NOT ASS!" Astra screams, angrily. "MY NAME IS TITS!" Astra gasped at what she had just said, and Fred picked himself off of the ground.

"A lovely name it is. Oh, how I like you, Tits!" Fred smiles dumbly as Astra realises her mistake. "Why didn't you say that in the first place? And you didn't have to hit me trouser titan!"

Astra sighs heavily. She supposed she could stand the name 'Tits' for at least as long as they were in the cave.

1. The duo continue on, and find a treasure chest.
2. The duo continue on, and find a small dog.

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