Pray for Justice

Meanwhile, Storm Shadow had stealthily ingressed into the room. "Good," he thought. "The hellspawn has fulfilled his end of the bargain. While he has the superheroes distracted, I'll retrieve the Gamma Gong and be on my way. I have nothing personal against the Justice League, but a ninja always finishes the jobs he starts."

"The Justice League will never submit!" Wonder Woman said, as Superman clutched at his head and fought against the invisible intruder. "We will stand against all that is evil and unjust, whether it comes from the blackness of space, or from within men's hearts! But why do you wish to breakdance against us, villanous fiend? Is there something you are trying to accomplish? Some nefarious plot or sick fetish that only a frenzied breakdancing contest can satisfy?"

"Of course!" said Happyman. "I want the Gamma Gong of Kanjar Ro! It is needed to brew a peculiar form of anti-beer, without which I cannot go on doing the things I like to do."

At this point, Wonder Woman happened to glance over her shoulder and noticed Storm Shadow sneaking into a side corridor. "It's a set-up!" she said. "I'll get him!" said the Flash, streaking after Storm Shadow, who seemed to vanish into thin air.

"Nguuooaaah!" Superman roared, clutching at his head. "Get out of my mind, you dastardly scion of pop-culture! Vanish!"

"Ey, that's not nice, man. Share and share alike, juknow? Let me possess you and we breakdance till the cows come home!"

At this point, it seemed Superman's mental energy had been exhausted, and his body went slack. Then, a strange gleaming light shone in his eyes and he said "Ey! Time to boogie down, senoras and senoritas! Vibe is in da hizzouse!"

Suddenly, a StarGate opened up and Mr. Man emerged at the head of a band of Happyman's hordes. "Face the wrath of Hell!" Mr. Man cackled, tossing a peculiar glowing red orb at the superheroes. "This Chaos Orb has been created in the pits of Tartarus for the express purpose of battling the Justice League!"

Wonder Woman leapt to bat the Orb back at Mr. Man, but it exploded in mid- air, fracturing reality into multiple battlegrounds, whereupon the heroes of the Justice League were forced to battle Happyman's minions one on one.

1. Witness Superman, possessed by Vibe, vs. Happyman, in the ultimate breakdancing contest from Hell, fought in the pestilential pits of the urban ghetto of 1990's America.
2. Witness Batman vs. Mr. Man, in a vicious Parcheesi contest set in the frozen wastes of the planet Hoth.
3. Flash vs. Storm Shadow, in a deadly game of cat-and-mouse, set within the now chaos-warped hallways of the Watchtower. Ultimate speed vs. ultimate ninja skills - who will win?
4. Wonder Woman vs. Duke Whackenoff, in a deadly game of Twister, contested within the paradoxical confines of a time-space limbo of sorts.
5. And what about the two members of the J.L. of a more... green persuasion?

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