Lord of the Breeding Pit

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 59074

Wonder Woman suddenly appeared in the paradoxical confines of an anti- matter spacetime limbo. "Suffering Sappho!" she gasped as she beheld her opponent. "I have to fight that?"

Duke Whackenoff towered over her, a powerfully muscled, bald humanoid dressed in a chainmail shirt and not much else. "Ahrge newe blugenball dist? Ahrge negroponte! Buraarghaargh!!" he roared, leering suggestively and holding a Twister set out toward Wonder Woman.

"I think not," Wonder Woman said, kicking the box out of his hands and spinning around to boot Duke Whackenoff in the face. He stumbled back into the arms of his followers, a group of frowning stick-figures armed with spears and guns.

"Who the hell are you freaks?" Superboy Prime said.

"They've clearly been brought here by the effects of a Chaos Orb," said Superman.

"Superman!" Wonder Woman said. "You're here too? But you seem... different somehow."

"There's no time to explain." Alex Luthor said. "Behold! The mad spawn of delusion has entered his berserker rage!"

"GRAAAARGH!!" roared Duke Whackenoff, squaring off in a fighting stance. Veins bulged out of his neck as he pulled a gigantic anti-matter morning star from a place you would be happier not knowing.

"Be careful, Wonder Woman!" Superman said. "One blow of that morning star can propel you back into the chaotic stream of space-time!"

"Don't worry about me," Wonder Woman grinned. "This guy is nothing compared to the villains we've defeated in the past."

The Duke's minions charged in a screaming wave, hooting and hollering and firing their guns in the air. As Superman and Superboy cracked open the round heads of their assailants, Wonder Woman leapt forward deftly, knocking back her enemies with a spinning kick. She deflected a gunshot with one of her armlets, blocked a spear-thrust and kicked several more enemies aside, as she made her way straight for Duke Whackenoff. He regarded her soberly and swung the morning-star at her face, but the swift Amazonian princess slid beneath it to wrap her legs around one of the Duke's ankles. She gave it a twist - but to her amazement, the Duke did not topple over, instead shifting his massive weight to his other leg and swinging his vicious bludgeoning instrument down to crush her. She rolled out of the way just in time, flipping to her feet and backhanding a minion that had been creeping up on her with a knife.

"His strength is... ridiculous!" Wonder Woman said, the ground shaking as Duke Whackenoff charged.

"I'll deal with this loser!" Superboy said, flying right into Duke Whackenoff's path. Unfortunately the morning star caught him right in the face, propelling him hundreds of yards away. "GIvE mE cOoKiEs!!" the Duke roared. Wonder Woman whipped forth her lasso, aiming at...

  1. The Duke's legs, again.
  2. The Duke's neck.
  3. The Duke's morning star.
  4. Superboy, to keep him from flying off into the chaotic stream of spacetime.
  5. Alex Luthor.

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