semantics

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 57893

Technically, an evil spatula is any spatula that is being used for an evil purpose. Grilling, flipping, and otherwise preparing cannibalized human flesh qualifies as an evil purpose, so this is an evil spatula.

Beyond the technical aspects, however, it is pretty damn evil. It was forged in the fires of the eighth circle of hell, where the fraudulent advisors are encased in their individual flames. It is sharper than a razor, and has runes on it proclaiming the damnation of all free-willed races.

So, yes, it's pretty evil.

well damn. that pretty much answers that.

  1. No it doesnt! Further clarification ensues.
  2. Yes, back to the sams club and the creepy sample guy.
  3. Yes, but lets go to the electronics section, where Jordan Hilsberg has created his masterpiece.
  4. Lets talk more about Dante's Inferno!

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