Jordan

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 75597

Jordan has created a ten foot tall kangaroo monster out of discount DVDs, cable modems, X-Box games, poor DVD remotes and ladies panties.
Horrifically stereotypical Japaenese salary-men are chasing the four-tenths panties robot and every two or three aisles one of them is comically killed. For all the humour a horrible squishy death has.
Anyway, why did Jordan flip his nut?

  1. He was just inspired by Flight Attendant Slater.
  2. Ugly boss.
  3. He's been living in the store because he can't find his way out into the parking lot.
  4. He just hated monkeys.
  5. Josh is nearby and it is the responsibillity of all sentients to find ways to destroy Josh.
  6. Everyday stresses.
  7. He couldn't handle the fact that the Doctor had to leave him on Earth, even after two years of grand adventures.
  8. The low quality of everyday TV got to him. It never occured to Jordan to -not- watch.
  9. Glen Beck had finally lost his shit and encouraged his fans to go build giant death-dealing kangaroboots.

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