Crapperage Farms

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 57526

Josh follows the main group as they follow the Chinese woman. They go through housewares, through office supplies, through garden equipment... to the food section. Standing there is one of the strangest people that Josh has ever seen (and that is saying a lot).

It is a seven foot tall man who is very wide in girth. He is wearing a long apron that says 'Stab the Chef' and holding an evil looking spatula in his right hand. Every bit of exposed skin is bright red, and his eyes are wide and contain the shine of madness. He is standing in front of a sample station, and the horrid odor appears to be coming right from the sausage patties he is cooking.

"Hey there folks!" he chortles merrily, horrifying everyone and causing one guy to run away screaming. "Care to try out our new sausage patties? They are made out of 100% meat!" he gestures towards the displayed trays of vile steaming sausages, offering them to everyone.

What happens?

  1. Josh is so hungry, he leaps upon the tray and starts stuffing the sausages in his mouth with both hands.
  2. Everyone vomits.
  3. Josh backs away from the man, slowly.
  4. The man comes out from behind his sample station to 'greet' everyone
  5. More gross details about this man
  6. What exactly is an evil spatula, anyway?
  7. "What is the meat, exactly?" says some random guy

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