Macrame

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 57167

A freak windstorm had put a half hour between the two ships. Captain Lots and two of his men, Josh Burbank and Cliche Expendable, find Fred has hung himself with macrame rope.
But this was low quality rope, suitable only for table decorations and hammock fringes. The noose had streched three feet and Fred's boots were planted firmly on the floor. Even with the rocking of the boat from the wind, Fred was clearly alive. But he was still pretending to be dead.

  1. Captain Lots pretends Fred is dead.
  2. Captain Lots smacks Fred around.
  3. Bored with all this pretending, Captain Lots does something off-panel that results in Fred's body being seperated in three parts, mostly around the navel. Fred is dead.
  4. Cliche Expendable falls out a window.
  5. We now pause for this commercial break from Pirate-Os, the only morning cereal made entirely from Pirates.

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