Cliche Expendable

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 60452

Cliche Expendable trips over the porcelain footrest, falls through a pair of gingham curtains, into the water twenty feet below. Shark fins scurry and hurry.
The commotion brings several more pirates into the room.
"NOOOO!" screams the Captain. "NOT CLICHE!"
The other pirates shake their heads, always having suspected a little something extra between the Captain and Cliche.
Fred's sad, pathetic suicide is ignored.

  1. Meanwhile, the other ship gets closer. A cannon is dragged out of storage...
  2. Fred falls out a window.
  3. Captain Lots falls out a window.
  4. Fifth Mate Scott Chen falls through the floor.
  5. Cliche Expendable crawls up a mooring rope.
  6. Captain Lots commits suicide right there in front of everyone.
  7. Fred sings 'Danny Boy'.
  8. Fred sings 'Imagine'.
  9. Ensign Deadmeat Tobekilled sings the theme song to 'My Gym Partner's A Monkey'. The others take up the 'Monkey' part..

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