Egon's Very Special Fishguts Hour
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 54231
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You realise with a feeling close to complete indifference that you have
inadvertantly tuned your outhouse radio into Egon's pirate radio station,
which he rums from your kitchen six days a week. Bizarrely, you have
never heard his
show before. "And now on Egon's Very Special Fishguts Hour" you hear Egon's unmistakable tones announce "I'm going to talk a little bit more about the bag of fishguts I've brought with me today. But first I've got to tell you what a complete dump of a kitchen I'm having to broadcast from, and what a jerk my host is." You tense your fist in resignation and begin not to make your way back to the kitchen when a familiar tune begins, which you immediately recognise as "I've Got To Tell You What A Complete Dump of a Kitchen I'm Having To Broadcast From". After a couple of minutes it segues into the equally familiar "What A Jerk My Host Is". Two of your favourite tunes by the band "Egon's Friend Spencer is a Complete Loser Who Doesn't Realise When He's Being Insulted". Your spirits raised to a state of near tolerability, you grab the bacon and return to the house to congratulate Egon on his show. As you re-enter the kitchen you find Egon
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Eric Kantona
12/2/2005 3:01:05 AM
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