Dull Religious Music

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 54223

You enter just in time to hear the voice of a DJ intone sonorously on the radio: "And that was parts 8 through 15 of Di Nascomento's Lament on the Flaying of Saint Persimmon. Nice realistic screams, I thought. Next up on the Dull Religious Music programme we have the chorus from Tundi's splenetic Requiem for a Guy who's going to Hell for spitting on the School Bus: No me in oculis hasta placebit placem, or, Please don't stick those spears through my Eyes."

There follows the sound of a needle being inexpertly placed on vinyl followed by what can best be decribed as the sound of one hundred damned souls wailing and shrieking above a single deep note on a church organ being hit repeatedly with a mallet.

For three hours

It doesn't actually finish after three hours; but after that length of time you summon up the energy to change the frequency on the radio. You turn to make a grab for the bacon when you realise that you have just tuned into

  1. The Even More Dull Religious Music Programme
  2. Tibetan Folks Songs for the Deaf
  3. Egon's pirate station, which he runs from your kitchen every morning

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12/1/2005 8:27:59 AM

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