Oh Dear

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 52930

As Alexis had passed into a nearly unstoppable berserker rage, it was with some difficulty that Fred and Astra managed to wrest her hands from Robert's neck. "Squeeze harder!" he screamed as Fred and Astra started pummeling Alexis. "Harder! Hard--oh." Alexis realized just what Robert was saying and removed her hands, disgusted. "Why did you make her stop?" said Robert. "I was just starting to get aroused."

"What in Crom's name are you going on about?" shouted Fred.

"I take it you've never heard of autoerotic asphyxiation where you come from?" said Astra.

"Well, yes, I've heard rumors, I didn't know anyone actually did that..."

"No!" shouted Robert, embarrassed. (Which was an odd sight.) "I, um, er, it wasn't like that! It was... All right, it was like that. You win."

"I don't understand!" said Fred. "Didn't you worry at all about the fact that you were going to die?"

Robert said:

  1. "I, er, didn't really think about that. Never mind."
  2. "No, it's you who don't understand. Death would be welcome to me. I live every moment consumed by the existential pain of my meaningless existance."
  3. "Actually, I'm immortal. The peasants have been telling stories about me for centuries, you know."

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